In the end, it was Sam who brought down the god-like legacy of Norris when he callously pointed out the lump in Chuck's left breast

Sam: Defender of the innocent and slayer of zombies.

Lost pictures from history: Sam commands a legion of crusaders and enters Constantinople on his mole rat.

Samsplay?

Sam arm wrestles a young Josef Fritzl.

Trying out yoga.

Good Old Boys

Although Sam has been picketed innumerable times by human rights activists, it's difficult to argue with results.

Sambo bellows, "THEY WOULD'VE RAPED HER 50 TIMES. WHO ARE YOU?"

The Office

Sam joins N.E.R.D., but his stipulations are high. He demands Irma be included in band photos.

Sam replies to an "Ergonomic Office Chair Contractor" job posting on Craigslist.

"Take the reins. FULL SPEED AHEAD."

I still haven't had my fill of this stock photo.

In a stunning upset, Sam loses in the first round of the home checkers championship (HCC) to Sam, the ugliest dog in the world.

Why genetic cloning will ruin sports: the six-Sam man-tram slamjam

I'm kinda drunk right now...

Sam puts a shoulder into his most lethal rival: The Mole Rat.

Relay Race

Sam decides to bring his own "batons" to the relay race. Also, no where in the rules did it specifically state that you can't ride a Frug.

At the Taj Mahal...

At the White House...

In a last ditch effort to save the car, Richard Simmons is hired to aid Sam in demonstrating the all-terrain capabilities of the Sammobile.

BMW never sold as many Sammobiles as they would've liked.

Important lessons missed from childhood: Taking turns on the Slip n Slide.

Fail!

Sharkman Chris celebrates as the Sacrifice of Irma gets underway.

I don't think Sam had consent to test out his new sport, Professional Fat Kid Water Sliding

Yosemite Sam

Weapon F

Samverine's special mutant ability of being able to have excessive amounts of fun made him the perfect candidate for the government's skeleton/silly string bonding.

Nommed.

After a long, hard winter, Sam finally gets his bike out.

The family that plays together stays together.

Sam's first date in Asia doesn't go smoothly.

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After realizing he was to become nothing more than a plagiarized version of a previous Mark photo blog photoshop, Samkistry of Silly Walks strikes out on his own.

At Sam's photoshop blog reveal party, his reaction was unexpected if not a bit heavy handed

Post power hour: I've had a few at this point.

Irma is thoroughly confused halfway through her transspeciation procedure.

Sam has his own interpretation of "flexing."

Sam loves the taste of his hand.

Irma plays with her new Samball.

Irma starts earning her keep in this family and takes out Sam's most bitter rival.

Samuel L Petersen in Irma's on a plane. "Im sick of these Mother*#*$@%# Irmas on this Mother#$^&%*& Plane"

Interesting collection choices.

Lady SamSam

After waking up from the Matrix, Sam has substantial reasons to go back.

Einstein's lesser known brother, Sambert, works on his theory of mediocrity.

The Poo Saga

Sams festering pus-ball finaly bursts. rarr!

ready for a night on the town.

COLIN POWELL IS DISPLEASED WITH SAM'S NEW HIPPO RIDING ICE CREAM INGESTING FOREIGN POLICY PLAN