In 20 years. . .

Disillusionment

Randi had her misgivings about their relationship after Sam revealed that he had had some "work" done. To this day playing dress up just isn't the same.

Sam, derelict in duty helmsman.

Mark wears his shades in da club to impress Sam and John.

Finally, when he couldn't take it anymore, Sam implements his plan to tell the world to "Fuck off".

Samfari

Although much cheaper and more docile than its distant cousin the elephant, the Samephant harmed the Malaysia tourist trade because it was, according to the Malaysian Department of Tourism, "just too creepy for words."

In the End, the fashion industry will consume the best of us.

The Cost of Dreams...

Sam paid a steep price to become the KKK beanbag champion.

The Unrealized Dream...

Sam awoke to find that the world had been destroyed. He thought to himself that finally he got to realize his dream of pooping outside and talking on the phone. Unfortunately, if Sam had investigated sooner he would have quickly found it had just been straight-line winds.

Sam phones home.

Sam in stock photo format. Ohh wait. . .

Sam in format for the Matrix

Sam in ascii format

Sam is about to find out that being Brett Favre isn't all it's sacked up to be.

Samus catus