Sam and Kesha had a baby.... with a very efficient nose.

Sam the Body pt 2

Samlunking

Sam "The Body" Petersen.

Mishap of Olympic proportions.

Samkee 7.

Samkee 6.

Sam's last moment before the horrific accident was elegant, to say the least.

Jeff had the moped. Sam had the brains. Together, they sought chicks.

Samcat.

Samkee 5.

Samkee 4.

Fighting/Bird type Samkemon.

Sam Learns the True Meaning of Papoose Board.

SamShark

SCHUM!

SLOW ROLLED: Sam gets a little upset at poker night.

I'm Free!!!!

WWWWEEEEEE

Dr. Petersen grabs a snack while teaching Animal Biology.

On his way out of Best Buy after buying the new Justin Bieber record.

What.

The operation changed Sam in more ways than one. . .

The Samathawk is truly the most magnificent creature of Pandora

Sam is lucky to be featured in the newest line of Happy Meal toys

The worst thing you can have in your pubic hair: SamCrabs

The Pubic Hare.

Samrat

Samkee 3.

Samkee 2.

Black Dildo Mage

Samkee